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Thursday, February 24, 2011

I Won't Have to Deal With... When i'm married

Top 10 Things I won't have to worry about when I'm married:

1.
Maybe a box of cereal will last more than a half day in the pantry. Along with granola bars, popsicles, fruit snacks, and any other yummy treat.

2. I won't have to track down who stole my deodorant

3. My piggy banks belly will be as full as it was the day before

4. My wireless internet will be a lot faster because my brothers won't be stealing all the bandwidth with their Black Ops, Call of Duty, and multiple other games

5. The Take-Out left overs that I was so excited to eat the next day will STILL be right where I left them in the fridge

6. My razor will no longer have "mystery" hairs that do not belong to me in it

7. I won't get blamed for my dog going potty on the carpet because "casper" will no longer be letting him out of the bathroom when I am not home

8. The shoes/earrings that I buy cannot be claimed by my mother because they will reside in my jewelry box, in my house

9. No one can yell at me for my room or bathroom being a little disorderly

and LASTLY

10. I can walk around in my undies or go to the bathroom with the door open without someone yelling at me.

Ohhh wedding day, come faster :)


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